drunk people holding ducks and halloween specials

first things first, a wonderful game where you can pretend to be a drunk man holding a duck no hangover and no disease. Huzzah!

Right, now get you some of this crazy stuff to celebrate tonight in style.
Then be amazed that this site can own the halloween.com domain name and yet still suck.
Or how about a full on fog machine site all you ever needed to know.
Then make sure nothing bad happens by using the safety guide. Apparently, 'Everyone wants to have a safe and happy Halloween for themselves' well no, i want a scary one with ghosts and jack the ripper, it's not meant to be happy. dam u.
and finally let everyone know how your halloween went down with this survey
put yourself in the mood with some lovely flash stuff first.
today's links brought to you by the good news of the bible. hurray for jesus

Making good use of my extra hour today

Here's a big 'shout out' to Anna, as they say in hip clubbing circles, because I'm using mostly her links today. I'm lazy like that.

Firstly, when will this penguin obsession ever end?

I'm waiting for another mammal to become hip and cool again, monkeys maybe? Or the re-emergence of kittens. Preferably out of some kind of cannon.

The Onion's put a handy series of articles togeather to help you cope with that election in that place over that water thing.

Lastly check out David Shrigly, he writes nice stories and makes lovely animations.

I have other links chained up whorishly on my pc, but I think i'll 'pimp them out' slowly over the week. Raised commas are just 'phat.'

Fun fact for the day:

It is only possible to tie one knot in an elephant's trunk at a time.

thanks to f365 for this link

go and laugh until you die in hell you sick bastards.

oh they put the argument so well

I'm sure millions of stupid people will readthe McDonald's Reply to SuperSize Me and think McDonald's is alright and healthy. These people are stupid and probably deserve to have horrible health problems. Don't you love the true or false bit with the most gnereal questions in the world. Oh deary me, the fools.

i heart film

This looks lots of fun, dunno when it opens here but trailer seems good and soundtrack's nice, so hmmm

oh the crap jokes are so many

Couldn't have happened a more annoying lite-Hendrix arsehole
He was going to comment but was full of crap, etc. etc...
also, notice it's addressed to Lenny Kravitz, that's his actual name, Lenny, not Leonard or anything similar, tit.

Also, this made me chortle. Oh, those crazy countries with their eccentric behaviour, will they ever learn about our civilised behaviour, tsk.

Tribute to John Peel

Glastonbury Tribute - one of most fitting tributes possible, remembered forever.

bad santa

i'm sorry to be what some would class as scaremongering but does anyone think this is a little too close to a grooming questionaire to be healthy? And then you see at the top it says kidde tails, that's so wrong

John Peel

News has just reached us that John Peel apparently died today from a shock heart-attack. This is a very sad day for the British independent music scene for whom John Peel has been at the forefront for decades, tirelessly promoting new music that he likes rather than pandering to major labels for a playlist. Many bands have him to thank for starting them off and it's going to be an impossible void in radio broadcasting to fill. He was an icon of anti-cool and a legend to people who cared about music. He will always be remembered and has been as important to British music as anyone, The Beatles, The Stones, The Clash, anyone. Thoughts to his family go from both of us.

John Peel - Legend.
RIP

(Update: bbc report)

kinda b3ta stolen thing

using this which was found at b3ta, i found this now buy it for me, it looks good.

Join the Army! - It's like X-box, only you die!

The theme of the day is those kooky politcal activists! yey!

Enjoy The Draft have a lot of lovely things on their site, especially a handy e-mail reminder for people not to vote. Isn't that nice?

Someone's dug Bobby Pickett out whatever retirement home he was lying in to create this crazy remix to tell people to leave the trees alone. woo for trees.

By far the best new movement though, is the one moving to ban donkey porn, and quite right they are, too. Bestiality is wrong.

The Lion King + Irrelevant Political Message = Sweet

What does searching for irrelevant on google lead to this first?

I like monobrows, they're so furry.

Anyway, I was trying to play this game but I keep getting nowhere with it.

If you're only reading this for the lion king, click here

I didn't know this!

Bush is a superhero!

We prmote good stuff too

add your face it's a very worthwile cause and the people who do it take a lot of time about it and at Leeds Festival they were brilliant in their tent thing and so very nice. We like them. We have an odintomadness one somewhere about if you can find it.

We only post on the same day, you know.

Blue Peter styleee stuff today, make your own Britney cover. Or maybe you want to make a T-shirt?

It's all lovely.

Here's some healthy moral type stuff.

Someone told me never to insult someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you do, you're a mile away, and you've nicked their shoes.

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i love his name too, Ronny Sun, genius.

i'll be a lady tonight

just don't ask this is so very odd.

You know what the world's coming to

When iPod has an artists page on NME

iPods, that's what it's coming to. And BMW endorsements. I fucking hate BMWs.

B3ta Stuff

Cos we're too fuycking lazy to find our own links

The newsletter was classy this week though, with a lovely little trick with cars, and a new keyboard specially designed to annoy people.

Also, they had a link to a band called bearsuit on one of the animations, which can only be a good thing.

This was also there, but we'd posted a link to another video of that weeks ago. pfft.

Don't laugh at this joke. It's not funny, and is cruel and mean.

a few friends came to stay

some lovely political blogs style things, only the most intelligent ones get left off.

I love the war was declared on the US bit what they didn't tell you was it was by me and ric.
what this fails to mention is that in exchange there are thousands of us terrorists in iraq.

Have you been fombled?

So there I was, innocently searching for fombling on google in a desperate bid to make up new words. There's supposed to be fombling grease and oil though, which is quite exciting.

Saldy fombled only gives the result of good old John Foxe's Book of Martyrs. It seems mainly to be talking about setting fire to people, if you read down a bit.

A special shout out to Sergt. Jacob Fomble, wherever he now resides. In a grave somewhere, I guess. Hopefully it's one of those padded coffins.

Dirty Jesus Quotes

"If anyone wishes to come after Me, he
must deny himself, and take up his cross
and follow me." Mark 8:34


mwah mwah...oh dear...

Advertising People So Clever

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We tried to sell our flatmate yesterday, no-one wants to buy him, people do want to steal him tho, bloody students.
I'm sorry for the lack of posts, but should be getting internet set up in my room soon, so will be able to give you more insights into...well, my room and other stuff on the internet, huzzah!

Don't no whether I've linked this before (go down to the Bushwacked stuff at the bottom, yes the 'unfunny' stuff) but with the elections round the corner, it's very funny, so up yours cookdandbombd, but i do like you really, it's not unfunny tho.

What the fuck?

The most ironic cover written

This is probably one of the most hideous covers ever, so it deserves a step-by-step slating:

It starts off when one member of the band finds Duran Duran's old synth kit, and the bassist isn't quite sure what fills he's meant to be playing. William Shatner tries to repeat the words in a mock jazz style. This goes on for a bit while the keyboardist messes about with some hammond sounds he's found. To try and save the chorus they've stolen a drunk east Londoner to sing it, and to show there is someone from England there. The guitar solo gets halfway through before ending on tacky rock and roll distortion, a note only audible to a few unlucky bats. At this point, the cockney passes out, and St.Winnefreds public school choir join in. The hired singer gets up again, and after contemplating singing parklife, fights with the producer trying to drown Kirk out. It finishes with some hideously peadophilic notion of public school kids sleeping with common people, probably the school caretaker.

Yello

Sorry about the lack of service on this site, I've been looking out for you though, and have work in the pipeline, such as a list of my favourite toilet door graffiti.

Multimap have upgraded their site with aerial photos, so it makes it look like you're in an episode of spooks.

I also found out that I went to the wrong festival. dammit.

Have you ever found that card shops never stock the cards that you want?

Conservatives killed Jesus

Veggie dude rocks

I'm sorry, I'll leave this site alone eventually.

I just signed up for the Childrens TV society today, they're starting off with button moon. yey.

oh so vulgar

yes, richard is a tit but then again, the greatest headline ever.

well i'm still bored

so here's a rundown of cool sites or interesting sites:

Call Centre Blog
Check what happened on a certain day using google and this
A much more intelligently written blog than ours...
...And one with better links...
...And better pictures...
...And this is just brilliant

i've got wood, ha

well now you know e-mail me people, my life is empty at least comment, nominate us for awards as well

Miss Dynamit-te-te-te boom

naughty miss dynamite i don't know why i find this so funny. It's ever since she played with that naughty chris martin boy, tut tut. It was an explosive fight by the way...i'm sorry...

oh to be nostalgic

here be my first ever site i just remembered about it and thought i might as well share it with you, i have no idea about most of it either anymore, it was fun whilst it lasted tho.
We have another disciplinary later taking up to a grand total of 6 now, not bad for 22days of uni. Plus one of my flatmates has been accused of abusive behaviour. How lovely.
Everyone has pretty much gone to uni who is going now apart from a couple so i do hope you don't get run over by trucks whilst you are there and join the right-wing catholic site whilst you are there.
on the flip people

I woke up this morning

To find a gift wrapped Diverted Traffic sign (complete with party balloons and its original stand) in my back garden. My Birthday was around 6 months ago.

On the reverse the following was lovingly inscribed in purple and green felt pen:

To Ric, happy (final) birthday present.

Lots of love, Ste, and Cecilia Murphy.


It was worth the wait.