Wednesday, June 30, 2004
NINJAAAAA
Witness the beauty of the flute
This is my story from here on in
Slogans - the 21st Century's pogo stick
Slam the American President with a T-shirt
This could be branded in the whole t-shirt craze worn by the more entertaining people around town such as 'i'm a bitch' 'stop talking to my tits' etc. But i like this one, so ner ner ner ner, now, get out of my face before i eat it or something. onwards.
Wahey
A homepage link, which has been mising from this site, everytime you wrote a comment, you couldn't get back to the site, now you can, just click the BIG odintmadness logo
Lovely Right -Wing
Crazy people with kookie ideas
without a doubt my favourite link
Yes, the name tells you pretty much all you need to know, you too can find out the truth about the gay and lasbian network, IT'S DISGUSTING! Even though the bit where you can hear them describing how to fist each other is something i will experience soon, i'm sure. Oh, and that little 'e-mail webmaster' link - use it.
ODintomadness holiday homework!
It tastes so bad, in fact, that it could very well be poisonous or psychedelic, which might explain the violence it induces in prisoners.
1. Read
this
2.Make some of it.
3.Drink it.
4.Report back to of.
Alternatively, we'll get Joe and James to do it, then they can put it up on their site as a nice little suicidal project.
Top 3 words to avoid when looking for websites
1. Musing = Pseudo-intellectual shite.
2. Rambling = Garbage
3. Anything where a letter has been replaced by a numb3r. Ar53's
Sunday, June 27, 2004
Britney's getting married!
Even better her future hubby's
already knocked up another woman.
ODintomadness will be starting a lucrative series of bets on how long it will last soon, including an extra "who's the rebound guy?" prize, kinda like the national lottery bonus ball.
Here, have a twump
Just
have a look.
He's busting out a phat midi file, too.
Sunday reading material
Here's a
lovely article. We can get political at times, too. Isn't it sickening?
Saturday, June 26, 2004
Efflurescent Baseballs didn't count
As NME.com is just churning out a lot of news articles based around "-insert band- played -insert song- at glatso, wow!" i've had to
hunt for other stuff to keep me occupied.
So I went
googlewhacking!
Efflourescent Suras is now a new googlewhack! rock on!
Friday, June 25, 2004
That's Germans for ya
What an aggressive stereotype they live upto
FIRST they start a world war
THEN they start another one
THEN they win lots of penalty shoot-outs
THEN Jan Koller
NOW stealing OUR hard-earned BRITISH strawberries, disgraceful
The names...oh you know it
Commanders Club, oh yes
I
really like this, I think it's very nice or something, it's sweet and they like James Bond an awful lot, go them the Flemophiles
Thursday, June 24, 2004
There is justice in the world
If Cliff Richard is banned, he should stay banned.
A classic
Very nice
You may have seen this before, if so, remind yourself of its greatness, if not, GODDAM YOU VIEW IT NOW. It's one of the true classic flash anims, go now, you naughty person
Your brain is like the four headed, man-eating haddock fish beast of Aberdeen
Here, have some wholesome Blackadder quotes
THE PENGUINS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD
Why the hell are you teaching them self defense?
Said the over-caps-locked reply to
this.
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
More stupid porn
I'm just trying to beat Joe's favourite 3d sex games site:
Shpork!
It's Wednesday sing-along time!
Well, like fuck we could organise something on a weekly basis, but it'd be great to have something as good as
this to sing along with every so often.
Network this, bitch
Just a quick note: if anyone notices any difference in MSN 6.2 from MSN 6.1
apart from that stupid new 'mobiles' bit, i will mention them on here. That be a challenge.
Snow Morality
Spitting something alright
Is it just me or is the new Snow Patrol video nothing but a sordid excuse for them to whack off? Conclusive that the tag 'new Coldplay' turns you into a pile of wank. They used to be quite good, you know.
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
2004 World Stupidity Awards
Suprisingly,
we're not nominated.
And neither is Jade from big brother... though I thought I'd dig out
this little gem to show why she should be.
Monday, June 21, 2004
A Unique Combination of Sex and Chess
What makes
LoveChess a totally new chess & sex experience?
-The love making varies from very tender to very bizarre.
-Beautiful ambient music that brings a serene sense of peace and tranquility.
People's reactions on
LoveChess:
"Here I was, thinking chess was one of the
least sexy games ever :)"
"Check aaaaaaaaand Mate!"
And all for only $16.99 too.
Sunday, June 20, 2004
Woo and yey for anagrams!
Should really order my copy...
Saturday, June 19, 2004
who's idea was this
synopsis of new sony film
apart from the fact sony's film 'white chicks' sounds like one of those sites you 'stumble' across accidentally. Who the fuck thought this sounded like a good idea for a film?
Friday, June 18, 2004
Everybody dance now.
Have you ever wondered what Kill Bill would be like with a
different soundtrack?
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
Metal-Idol.net... why is it so good?
Well it's not, but it's strangely compelling, and
this tribute to Daria on it is well... lovely.
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Errr.......
Crap title, I know but how would you describe
this?
Another One Lets You Down
Disgusting Behaviour
You thought Queen were just an opera rock band with excessively camp frontmen and big hair. no, they were skag heads
Poor Freddie not gonna get some
Little Bitch, say sorry to Mr. Durst
following on from previous posts about everyone's loveable fat annoying ex-famous person
Sponored penguin based link of the week
This time in desktop form
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
Dam straight wayne
The final few paragraphs
"I'm probably better than him at most things."
Wayne on Steven Gerrard. Now that i'll agree with.
Let's all just wait until Euro 2004 over and the premiership starts, much more fun. and we won't have part-timers cheering rooney's name....
Tom Felton?!?!
Metal-Idol.net || Idol Talk || Tom Felton AKA Gill's Biscuit.
I have no idea what this is, yet for the past few days, i've regularly visited it. the face looks familiar
*he's an actor, now it makes sense
crap official site tho
how does that make him 'metal idol' anyway? is harry potter a new underground metal scene?
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
funny stuff at religious people
News - Jehovah's Witness Accidentally Eats Candy Cane
i love spoof websites
Monday, June 14, 2004
No more today.. honest....
But this is so useful!
How to say I am a lesbian in many languages
Bush/Zombie Reagan 2004
I'd vote for them! erm... If I could...
Proof why France would have won anyway
If only I'd seen this before...
Sunday, June 13, 2004
Important health warning
Three things that should never be mixed:
-Ouzo
-Bucks Fizz
-Ikea Furniture
Good night.
Thursday, June 10, 2004
My Injury
See what's wrong with me
My injury, which is well over a year old now, sucks. Doctor's suck, I'm hopefully gonna be cut open and put back together. Until that time, look at the medical stuff about my knee, if you are bored...
Here's an informative film about sheep
Facts of Life
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
If we were wrapped up and given as gifts
We'd be wrapped in this
The Scum
hear what he says about the uneducated scum
People should read this into the article: Dr. Reid hates poor people, they smoke, they die happy, but most importantly they die, huzzah no more poor.
I would like to point out that despite being a smoker i am not poor, and i am better educated than most of the scum with their one GCSE in Food Tech and a degree in having a smack addict baby
To Do List
Dreams Of A Wizard:
-be the top wizard of Hogwarts
-with my frens forever
-be with ivy forever
-have whole series of harry potter books
-KILL VOLDEMORT
I love this guy!
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
The news today
A small tracking device is to be placed on
Pete Doherty as a way of testing immigration to see how he manages to get across between London and Paris on such a regular basis without being caught.
Also
Sir Patrick Moore said the once in a lifetime Venus crossover was "very purty"
Monday, June 07, 2004
I like this
ShotBlade Launcher!!!
I love this, I really do, buy me and ric one each and we'll like you a lot and maybe ley you play on it. go on.
Prayers have been answered
yes, they say bye
Creed have split. awww. tosspots
Sorry
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Penguins are in danger of being overtaken by ninjas
As kings of cool
MintImperial.com is just a lovely series of animations with some phat drum n bass flavours. I think...
Sunday, June 06, 2004
What's in a name?
Would you have joined Charles Krautmeyer's cult. Many people say hell no, what sort of crap name is that? He changed his name to Charles Manson, now you'd join wouldn't you?
I Beg To Differ
I would just like to point out a mistake made by one of our shoutbox disciples. They go by the name 'anonymous penguin lover', well that's an oxymoron due to 'anonymous' being -
adj. Having no distinctive character or recognition factor they are a penguin lover which is a distinctive character factor. Naughty.
Saturday, June 05, 2004
If you're gonna drink Robitussin, MAKE 100% SURE you're getting the right kind
A handy guide to getting high off cough medicine
The comments section at the bottom is a good read too.
Kung-fu penguins rule
First
another wonderful penguin related site
And
here's a lovely video of Darren Brown showing that he can not only pickpocket, but strip people while they aren't looking too.
Thursday, June 03, 2004
Irony strikes like an angry bitch
It's all funny, as long as no-one gets killed.
This was once acceptable
Get This Down Ya
This site contains some very interesting artefacts from our wonderful past...If you are easily offended, don't go on it, or do and then fuck off.
on the flip
Cheers Daemo for finding it
Handcrafted Keepsake Duck Urns
Get yours before they sell out
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Update On Cigs
If the link goddam refuses to work cos freeservers are whore and cocks who will not allow us to remote link, we've had this problem before those whores. Anyway, go to
the homepage and click on the newly added link of Britney Fag's or whatever and you can access them. It's in MS Word Format btw, I know some people end up getting screwed when using those online as with Adobe, but just be patient. Cheers, enjoy those cigs even more.
We all end up whored
i dislike it greatly
'The Onion' rules, and will always rank highly for it's oh so amusing pokes and punches at the news people and their reporting. However, I am pissed off, if you want to read a story you have to watch a fuckin advert, it's a disgrace. The last refuge of free speech and creativity is dying people
Complete with dirty capitalist branding
Printable Britney cigarette health warnings!(see Joes posts above)
Just what you've been waiting for! use them as way to make friends, start conversations and get away from the usual dull small talk that makes up your pathetic life.
They're also the perfect free birthday present, for that beloved chain smoking mate.
Muchos thanks to Mr.Steven John Airey for the template, it rocks harder than rock itself.
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
Autobots transformed and rolled out
cheap joke
That's like, so whack
I've been searching the vast ocean of knowledge and pornography that is the internet for a "how black are you?" quiz, there's enough "how *insert pop-culture based adjective* are you?" quizzes around, isn't there?
Sadly I only found
This
OD into madness condones the use of the word "black" when used with any racist stereotypes, we merely use it to describe how gangsta-trippin bo we, and our bitches, are. respect.
Tables should not be stuck togeather with PVA glue
Here are some words, strung togeather lovingly
