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Our Descent into Madness
Leading the fight to stop Graham Coxon
Saturday, April 30, 2005

Play at home fun

- Go and listen to the new Coldplay single, Speed of Sound.

- Go to your CD player, and then play the old Coldplay single, Clocks.

For extra ODintomadness bonus points, go to a piano, and play the clocks riff with the chords E minor, G major, and A major over the Speed of sound riff.

Any comments?
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Friday, April 29, 2005

Yey for conspiracy theories

Tonight I spied on Area 51.
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The only type of Furrys I like

Super Furry Animals seem to be doing something good for once, instead of releasing greatest hits albums and re-hashing tours from 2003.

‘Psyclone’, which is a song about a chicken crossing the road and getting hit by a meteorite. It didn’t look up and that’s the moral of the song,”

Sounds good, doesn't it?
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Saturday, April 23, 2005

I Sent Benny an E-mail

At church on Sunday, our parish priest was using popular music to send a message to the congregation, but the lyrics worried me,

"Jesus came from outer space,
and travelled from beyond the stars,
he came down for peace on earth,
and lived in a second hand car?"

Is this some kind of metaphor for Jesus coming down from heaven? Even so, I don't see how he could have lived in a second hand car. I was just wondering your position on this.

If you have any other important questions, Benny's e-mail address is here
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I'll put it on here, then.

Joe says:

just noticed some top bands playing whilst you're not here, thougth i should let you know that

Ric says:

you're a cunt. thought i should i let you know that.

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
you're a cunt. thought i should i let you know that.


For that chilidish but humorous comment I'm not even gonna tell you that IndieTorrents gave me the new I Am Kloot album or that I might see The Arcade Fire when I'm back or maybe Supergrass but then there is Teenage Fanclub and Magic Numbers and SO many more, you might not even be back for the Swamp Festival at the Academy which looks amazing... But I'm not going to tell you any of that.
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Friday, April 22, 2005

How the alright fall a bit

We have been supporters of QC here but I'm sorry, it has become crap, the latest strip is up itself oooh look I know Freud talked about dicks and screwing your mother. I'm sorry, but no, you're a twat. Go read Sam & Fuzzy, that's funny.
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Thursday, April 21, 2005

We Show Both Sides

Despite our bigging up of Benny, here at Odim, we like to show both sides of the argument so we will also call him a Nazi etc and link to comic strips like this
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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Straitjackets

I think I'm going to buy a straitjacket.

Why, I hear you cry?

People in straitjackets get given drugs ALL the time.

For FREE, dammit.

In fact, they're practically forced to take them!

I want a straitjacket.
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We love Benny

I'm going to start a series of "Happy new pope day!" cards. I'm sure they'll sell.
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Monday, April 18, 2005

Lovely T-shirt

As we can now insult Paula Radcliffe again because she won, i think this t-shirt is brilliant and for those who didn't hear sport news over the weekend, here's the reason
Lovely
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Sunday, April 17, 2005

Just to annoy Ric

Just got the tracks from disc 4 of Oscillons from the Anti-Sun by Steroelab and Spanish Dance Troupe by Gorky's off indietorrents, so ha
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Most Pointless News of 2005:

JJ72 are back!! Actually did that deserve exclamation marks? I doubt it. But yes, not an awful band, not a good band, I own one of their albums, I wasn't arsed with it really doubt I'm going to be arsed about them being back. Even Hillary left eventually, tsk. They are cared about that little that they don't even have a website. For fuck's sake, even we have a website, and we're not Irish or wonderkids, Holy Mary.
4:05 pm :: 1 comments ::

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British Sea Power

Pure class.

"The Monster Raving Loony Party got in touch with us and asked if we wanted to do something silly, so we thought 'yes'," he said. "They've said they'll pay for us to play Sealand. We'll probably write some theme music for them in exchange."
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Saturday, April 16, 2005

I've started writing Haiku

The pub shines a light
There we bask with glass and mats
till the bell tolls twice

The pub calls on me
With it's dark liquids on show
drink makes me fall over
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The drink hurts my head

Yes a year old, doesn't time fly when you attract Cockney perverts to your website...

So, in with a bullet, here are the greatest posts of all time:

Royal Power

Accidents Can Be Good

I'm going into advertising

odintomadness holiday homework

join the army! It's like X-box, only you die!*
*Quite possibly my favourite title of a post ever
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A Year Older...

It was our birthday a couple of days ago!

Sadly, due to the drunken haze we've been in, we've not been able to comment. However, we've conditioned Joe to fear Jagermeister. Time well spent.

Anyway, to celebrate, we're going to choose our favourite 5 posts that the other person wrote. It also helps cultivate laziness, and means we don't have to find anything new and exciting to link to.

In no particular order:

Our E-mail sent

I have the answer Bob!

Dirty Jesus Quotes

Taking Ric the opposite way home

Can't blame him really
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

A little spear...

Now that Britney is pregnant, which means we owe here an apology but also means we can think of no better time to promote ric's britney fags template by Ste Airey. Functional Creations...I had such dreams for that...
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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

.

Don't click here
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What ahve you done today to make you fell proud?

Well, Heather Small, this
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A Letter

Dear the reader that found us by searching on Yahoo for frisbees and power stations.

I salute you.

All my love,

-Ric
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I'm lucky to have you.

The Glastonbury line-up, isn't it nice?

Never mind, there's always Leeds.
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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Did you just...

...se that shot from Tiger Woods? Motherfucker, whoop
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See foreigners do good

It's a shame that we ahve to rely on Jose Foreigner to do this for us, but alas tis so, well done to Mr. Mourinho of Chelsea, a little known club for using that most British and wonderful of phrases, 'idle scoundrel' when talking about ex managers who become pundits. Huzzah and Pip pip.
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Saturday, April 09, 2005

Just Don't Mention Diana

We do love the pope, he was a lovely guy except for the whole AIDS thing, and his funeral moved the wedding off my birthday. Even in death, he shows kindness.

Do you ever have trouble at social events when you get thrown a selection of names, but can never remember who owns what? Try This.

I'm off to learn to play my new Zampona. It should sit quite nicely with my Magic Flute.
2:55 pm :: 1 comments ::

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We are sick people too

Why not leave that car whilst its moving?
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Home no have I

And if you use word magic you can spell out a well-known phrase over the last few weeks from me. Update: I have no home post-May 28th in Dundee and therefore my studies will be hampered and as you enjoy reading this so much, YOU SHOULD PAY, you bloody commies. We're not in the Soviet Union now you dole scum, we crushed them. So yeah send money or a house to:
Joe in Dundee. Cheers. Cash only. No refunds when I don't acknowledge you because I'm better.
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Friday, April 08, 2005

Dammit

Super Furries decide it's a good idea to play Dundee when I'm not there, bastards.
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You say its your birthday...

...well you're a liar, it's Ric's birthday, and only his, well also Julian Lennon's and Betty Ford's but they are just liggers. So Happy birthday to him and other things flowing in that direction.
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Thursday, April 07, 2005

The joys of Amazon and a twisted mind

Whilst doing something not related as such I found this MINT

UPDATE:
Now I know what they do during advert breaks
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Some things I forgot

Due to computer being down, I’ve forgotten to say: Edwyn Collins, get well and Hunter S Thompson, shot himself, how obvious but still brilliant, perceptive, legend:
“America…just a nation of two hundred used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable” oh and The Young Offender’s Institute are good no matter what you say.
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More Google Games

With the help of our expert research assisstant, Sam, we have compiled some more excellent terms to search in google for:

"Some of my best friends are black"


"never tried it before, but"

"I don't normally"


"was not a good idea"

"try new things"

ODintomadness is not responsible for any material found on any linked sites. Ever.
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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Stupid Quote of the Day

"It'll be alright in the end, if it's not alright, it's not the end!"

What about a long painful death followed by going to hell?*

*Or ceasing to exist, or being reincarnated as a jellyfish. Some kind of undesirable afterlife dictated by your faith.
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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

I wish to say that I don't generally support rape

Just heard the new Oasis song and it's remarkable how one band can seem so happy to sing one song over and over, but it's listenable, and 'pogoable' so there you go. Oh, and the album's called, 'Don't believe the truth', which makes even less sense than usual and not in a good nonsense Jaberwocky style, it's just turd.
Towevers of London have been arrested which I wouldn't normally comment on but I saw them wandering around Dundee a while ago, the day after a gig and they were a bunce of try-hard little wankers who probably think they are so rebelious by swearing ata builder, who the tried to brick them. So, let's hope they get burnt, in prison, by Ivan Dobsky and Mr. Hoppy.
Whilst looking for something else I found Danielle Miraglia who I listened to Snow Globe of, and it was pretty enough, but not entirely sure. Listen, anyway.
Junior Senior are back if anyone's interested? Roots Manuva ahve been added to Leeds which is good, may go, dunno though.

If Joe was Sex he'd be the kind which made you cry and scream, 'stop, this is rape'
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Monday, April 04, 2005

Joe's Quote of The Day

There's really not much difference between having sex with someone on Rohypnol, and necrophilia, is there?
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Sunday, April 03, 2005

If Comedy is Sex...

Adam and Joe is a multiple orgasm. (Though men can have it too, probably through some kind of pills bought off eBay.)

Brass Eye is a slightly drunken one night stand, leaving you feeling a little to dirty afterwards.

Monkey Dust is probably some kind of fetish involving leather.

Bo'Selecta is impotence.
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Doctor Who Rocks

If I ever destroy the earth, I'll have Toxic for my soundtrack, too.
7:53 pm :: 1 comments ::

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Stolen game

B3ta had a similar thing but for this week, type into google: "it just feels so dirty" not tried it yet but see what you get..
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Saturday, April 02, 2005

Great Protest Banner

Protect Immigrants: After all, what nationality is your doctor?
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Homeland Scurity Is Eveyone's Job...

...which is why I've been away for so very long. Anyway, I'm here now so you can stop bitching and shouting obscenities about me, like some form of absent father, I hope Ric hasn't tried to turn you against me. Over the next few posts I will give hints as to where I've been but for now I will just ramble.
We will be the first site to get official sanction to place pictures of The Church topless after our years of suppoort for her. They will, however, be burnt, does anyone actually want to see the ugly cow naked?
I am lending my full support to the octopus forum and if this doesn't full you with glee, what will? and then why not find out how to use rubber stamps properly.
I'll get better as I go along.
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