Presidential Special

Conspiracy theorists really know how to make good flash videos, but these people think Bush is a nice man anyway. Also, so do these people.

I think America should be run by someone who likes pies, probably, and who doesn't like shooting people.

Bill's still at it though....

Michael the dancer was not beautiful

Back from Leeds, after picking up a hangover and lots of lovely sunburn. Damn weather.

Gothic poetry can be beautiful sometimes, as shown by this talented individual. Read the first letter of each line... Have a look at him in action again.

Kerrang: It used to be so hardcore

Now it's converted to the battalion of pop-metal.

But it is rather funny.

I like the first two nominees on the British newcomers. It just goes downhill after that...

Sneaking past the girlfriend with only an AK-47 and stealth gear

The best why to get in the house after a night out involves infra-red goggles and lockpicking.

There's also a touching ballad about what's in chinese food.

my baby shot me down

don't usually comment on the links as they speak for their own worth but went onto real ultimate ninja wotnot today and it is one of the greatest things ever and i want to RESTART LATER goddam windows alreayd told you. Anyways, it kicks.

there is a point to this, somewhere

canada's way of gettin it's team going with there little cheer thing how very sweet of the ex-british colony. Patriotism for the odd, with motivational texts such as 'don't give up, ok'. Wow, man, it's like I have a whole new reason to live.

the quick and the pointless

was dossing around the world wide web and found this which from first glances, aoppears to be completely about comics and is very good. Not generally my scene, even though I like my comic book heroes as much as the next man but we like to champion all causes and the guy seems enthusiastic and stuff so huzzah for him indeed.
oh, and i fancy making a subculture on the internet, because i don't belong to one, so we'll start from fresh where we can manipulate the rules to make us the best, yay, if you can think of a name and some ideals, leave comments here, on the shoutbox or e-mail us. We'll do a roun-up when we take our wet fingers out of the plugsockets. not electrocuted yet mum, you dirty Fu....ahhh

One little request

Can someone make this into a quiz?

Home is where the heart is

And where the restraining order confines me to.

Cap'n Biscuit

it's always better on holiday?

dam liars franz ferdinand, it's crap on holiday and i worked to get a sense of wellbeing not for the money so up yours. Yes, I've had no sleep for over 27 hrs, baby crying nosie annoy me.
Anyway, I noticed these wilst away:
1. a no smoking sign which instead of just saying no smoking or looking like this but instead listed all the different types of smoke just to make sure. lovely pedantic people.
2. Another no-smoking sign which showed a mouse trap and a cig, lovely.
3. I forgot the other thing i noticed
4. Then on the way back saw a sign saying 'west lancashire has got it all', questionable, then, 'THIS IS STOCKPORT' trying to be fancy then, 'Parrswood, we have 700 free parking spaces' nice to see they are realistic.

u've missed me haven't you?

Borat Says

Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)

Diesel Sweeties rocks

As would any other cartoon about a retired porn star with a sex obsessed bisexual younger sister, who is dating a robot, whose best friends are a toaster and a robot with a desire to kill all humans.

Exam results yesterday

But what did the penguins think of it all?

Google is a dangerous thing

argh

The Grave Diggers have been Busy

Be scared. Be very scared.

How scary are you?

This isn't scary.

Excessive Postage

Ric has too much time on his hands,
Ric has too much time on his hands,
Ric has too much time on his hands,
So he's singing a stupid song...

Bob has....

Woo. Expect to see it done to death for hours on a coach journey near you, soon.

These webcomic things... they're either shite or you read one and fall in
love at first sight.

This kept me occupied for a good 5 minutes

Circles?

Hats hats hats hats

Due to our location in Montechristi, Ecuador, Panama Hats Direct can give you low prices from our trained 13-year-old workmen, and a man sounding really unexcited about hats all on one site. Bargain.

Dildos in Disguise

Someone's designed a very interesting transformer.

Also proof that cats can be psychopaths...

Hmm

I make one idle joke about a "little miss emokid" and end up making this...

Never Leave CDs in my Room

Today's top 5 is taken from R&B Love: 42 of today's sexiest urban licks

Top 5 Titles Based on Bad Sexual Innuendo

1. Sean Paul - Like Glue (erm...)
2. Jay-Z - Excuse Me Miss (encouraging peadophilia)
3. Jaheim - Put that Woman First (karma sutra?)
4. Big Brovaz - Baby Boy (more peadophilia..)
5. Calvin Richards - More than a Woman (erm...post-op?)

watching roaches climb the wall...

just found it funny that someone uses the word unreal in a serious fashion. Might start using it myself now.
I go on holiday tomorrow so I presume you want a long list of interesting links to keep you amused whilst I'm away, If i get time, I will post them then, I'm just too kind...
now piss off.

Martinsoft ai pengo

I order to keep on Annas good side our trained monkeys always search for good penguin links. Sadly today they spiraled out of control unearthing this b3ta newsletter involving cow pigs, kittens,and fish, penguins and sheep.

Oh, and talking about kittens, I'm pretty sure this must be on one of those super duper extended sepcial dvd extras.

What the crazy right-wingers are doin now

this guy cracked me up, yes I do believe he's right, if we allow homosexual marriages it won't be long until we get 5 men marrying each other....lovely

update

for those of you who remember this I'd wish to say I have a tv again, and it still sucks

Just Wished To Say

Girls smell, and have cooties and i don't like them, and I saw Max kiss one once eugh but it's alright cos i pulled her pigtails and she cried and she ran off so HA! smelly girl. anyway, you are gay, and have gay dreams about gay things, eugh.... fattie gay

unite and take a bow...

there is help availble but why take it? you don't need it, it's those lot who do, no?

Ebonics rocks

Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

we educate too

you can view all the reasons why a film gets a certain rating on he BBFC Site which I like anyway...May go through all the different ones and see if they fill the criteria.. R18 first

mmm you tasty

i like the redesign, i like the redesign or is it re-design, hmmm... anyway, it's truly the best birthday present i have ever been given after...no that was life scarring not good.
It does look beautiful doesn't it? And thankyou to mare for her birthday wishes, yes I'm a baby still, which is kinda good. I have lots of pictures from assoted places which will soon be available at JoeandJames, the relation of this which we also re-design a lot. Birthday pics are good in places, when they are up.
I'm not here for too long so a quick link which is lovely
and they are right, what the hell IS that
on the flip.

Nihilistic Paint by Numbers

Have a lovely execution of a classic goth joke.

On the webcomics side of the hamster, I'd completely forgotten about Sinfest, one of the funniest webcomics in the known world.

As for more comedy, Kelly Osbourne is taking a new direction. Sadly it's not off a cliff.

Site Makeover

Isn't it pretty?

Joe said he was restless for a redesign so he got one.... not sure how keen I am of it yet, but it's not too bad, and has a brand spankable new links section, which should get filled with wonderful stuff soon.

Happy Birhday Joe!

It's Joe's birthday today, which will be celebrated by watching as other people buy him drinks.

In other less exciting, but still very wonderful news, penguins are still the coolest animals on the web, closely followed by kittens.

Boo-yah

I'm back from the land of sausages, having spent 17 hours on a coach yesterday.

I also bought a Banana Fish Bones album, a purchase mainly based on the simply devine band name, and despite sounding depressingly like OPM at times, it is contains lyrical genious.

People disappear like socks in the wash...

Bald is Back

Moby and Public Enemy have done a good song together, yes Moby has stopped being shit and gone back to being good with this rather marvellous song and video go view it here.
They got fuck on an album for Athens 2004, that's cool

and i'd forgotten all about joe cartoon but then i remembered so here is one of my favourites

just for the title

i bring you....retarded games and genius has just this second hit me, we should have an actual retarded games! rather than computer games which are retarded in the insulting sense we should use retards and make they do stuff in an olympic way, my god i can't wait until ric hears this, it's gonna be brilliant.

apparently mortality could touch this tho

rick james is dead I was never personally a big fan of him, but I know he was a very important part of the funk scene, so rest in peace.

Aesthetic appreciation

lookie here and it's a very nice looking site, I'm getting restless for a redesign of ours but meh. Not really read much but it seems very good, SEE we don't always hate people who make stupid livejournal accounts

oh and while we are on a completely unrealted topic can i just pose the question why?

i am not naturally evil

Slightly paranoid? Feel everyone is after you? Well maybe get yourself some D-fence and learn how to build yourself an internet fortress, no longer will they get to you.

slightly odd, drug fuelled cartoon for you all to enjoy and get slightly perturbed about. It's the usual Happy Tree Friends style thing but one that does it well, thankfully. "I wonder what's inside your dog".

A game called hunny bunny is going to be sickly sweet so uglle wuggum, go and itchicoo play it. it's good.

I for one will be keeping my fingers crossed for leeds festival, all he needs is to slightly aggrevate it...

Still tired

does this work? Will someone try it out? I hate kids, the more that walk around with destroyed self-esteem, the better
and then why not waste some time by not even playing mario but watching a
fan film you sad pathetic person

Back, back back

just got back, so will have lots of stories to tell and pictures to put up but seeing as i've just finished a 27 hour journey from south france to here, i'll leave that for now.
all i'll say is bye bye to The Beta Band who have split after releasing a truly marvellous album just a bit ago, buy it.......now.
and if you get bored on holiday why not make this from family fun, unfortunately titled desert, space cakes
and only in america could they use this for a serious case, the word 'deadbeat' indeed