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Whilst my armchair might not have allowed me to fully appreciate pete doherty's genius, I beleive the the NME lie in this article Doherty is a twat, he played poorly, being smacke dout of it and sounding like a tit doesn't make a good live show. fuckers.

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Just a shout out to whoever found us through this. We like to attract a wide variety of maniacs here.

Argh

Please God, I hope these people don't pick up on this.

It's the stuff nightmares are made of.

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Pic N' Mix is great.

Worse news:

Elbow are screening the new album on the 6th of July in London, and if we can't get there we'll have to wait till September to hear it. Life is cruel.

Yes that's right, 4 meg becoming 8 meg

HMMMM not posted for a while but that's 9-5 job, travelling up to l'ecosse (as spacemen call it)and being generally emo as is my want. Andrew Paul Woodworth's version of Fight For Your Right To Party is mint and apparently these are 'wacky' instead of just fucking hideous, i'm guessing it's all just semantics.

Caption Machine

Welcome to Caption Machine. This is a comunity weblog that is light at heart. The idea is, you click on an image to add your own captions to the pictures, or read what others have submitted as thier favorite caption.

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Batman has a blog.

Would you like to play with some Emo kids?

I know you would

It's a wonderful petition, with some great things like,

Emo rocks..This is so stupid..Hating emo is hating someone for his music and his clothes!Completely STUPID!

i practically hate NME
i only ever bought it for the posters

I hit an emo with my car last week in San Francisco. I drove away cause I was drinking. Has anyone heard if he is o.k. or alive? I feel terrible

ODintoPhilosophy

Eating "Soup In a Mug" in a bowl is morally wrong.

Discuss.

The Search For Amazing Photos Is On

This was sent to me by a very lovely person.

a Question

Is this the Best picture ever?

Who ever thought 'Deep Throat' was a good code name?

I'll let you make up your own jokes for these 'head'lines;: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
For a bit of fun, why not think of a few of your own?

Who ever thought 'deep throat' was a good name?

I'll let you make up your own jokes for these 'head'lines;: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
For a bit of fun, why not think of a few of your own?

The Vodka Diet

Inspired by this:

The Vodka Diet

Breakfast

1 vodka and orange juice (or coffee) to give you a much needed carbohydrate boost.

1 Slice of Tescos Value Bread dipped in vodka to add flavour. Optionally, you can toast the bread, then dip it in vodka.

Lunch

2-3 Glasses of skittles vodka and lemonade - for a full range of additives, try to sample a mixture of colours.

One vodka-infused-ham sandwich. Green salad with a vodka vinaigrette.

Half a vodka-soaked orange.

Dinner


Steak, seasoned with pepper, lemon, and vodka.

3 Chips (Made from a potato that has been soaked in vodka.)

1 Bowl of Vodka Jelly (Any Flavour)

You should collapse around the end of dinner, to wake up several days later, having lost a few pounds.