Oh yes, I wish I was that cool

Remember kids, if you're cool you're gonna get in trouble.

I really like the "Are your kids part of the popular crowd?" survey on the right.

this is...

...suitable for work

Everyone loves a good story

May was story telling month in Patches. Go read it, it's rather beautiful.

Other beautiful things include the Rilo Kiley website, which contains a rather lovely video about Unipines.

The Cowbell Project

The Cowbell Project


Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keys. The foundation of rock music. Occasionally strings are used to give a lush, orchestral feel. But we all know when a song needs that extra oomph, that extra push over the top, there's only one thing that will satisfy: The Cowbell.

It's the cymbal's evil third cousin. It's the dark ring that pounds in the back of your brain and lets you know, it's time to rock. The cowbell is an instrument that can't be overused. It should never be underused. Many great rock and roll songs are perfect because the cowbell is used just right.

Benny News

from popbitch:

Rome's gay scene is buzzing with the rumour that Pope
Benedict XVI has a secret priest lover. The money is
on... his 55 year old ex-secretary Josef Clemens.

Now, we don't want to say anything which could be seen as libel towards the fat, Nazi, gay Pope*, so I'll keep quiet.


*who kills children. Fact.

hey man (now that's really brilliant)*

Now this is lovely. It's the way he starts to laugh halfway through, cos its a lovely tune and he knows it.




*see what I did there?

...

Fool

I'd prefer a horrible hole in Graham Coxon now he's without Blur.

since January?

Oh, now I see how long it's been going on and you never told me, you want me to find out about your sluttish nature like this? You filthy whore

Two of us can play

at this game.

Listen to Simon

Now kids, don't make an RSOD of yourself. Whatever that means. I think it's meant to be cool and easy to remember, so obviously every lad and lass on a night on the town is going to use that witty and conversation starting "RSOD!" catch phrase. It's a bit shit really, considering how much they probably spent on making it up.

There's a lovely game with a sleazy bar man though.

..

What's that skippy? Ric's been posting on another blog? It's alright skip, it's only about Eurovision, and you kangaroos are from Australia, so you should mind your own fucking business.

Your Space

Ah MSN Spaces, what would I do on a saturday afternoon without you?

Without you, pictures like this could not get set free into the world, and people like this could only speak their mind on Livejournal.

Then, what would become of us?

Y I HAVE NO FRIENDS

Well, no one forced me to have this PUNK LIFE but i choose it

I tried to fit in with people who liked RAP (50 CENT, EMINEM, ETC...)

I tried to fit in with people who like POP

NO ONE WANTED ME 2 B THERE FRIEND SO I THOUGHT TO MY SELF WELL **** THEM I'LL LISTEN TO SOMETHING NO ONE'S HEARD OF, SO ONE DAY I WAS WATHCHING TV WHEN I TURNED TO THE MUSIC CHANNEL AND I SAW THIS PUNK BAND, I DIDN'T KNOW WHO THEY WHERE BUT THEN FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS GOOD CHARLOTTE

I DECIDED TO BE LIKE THEM, THEY CHEER ME UP, YET I STILL HAVE NO FRIENDS, EXCEPT 4 ONE (BUT AM NOT SURE) GOOD CHARLOTTE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A PART OF SOMETHING AND NOW I DON'T CARE ANY MORE ABOUT FRIENDS BUT I NEED SOME ONE I CAN TRUST (AND PLUS AM AN ONLY CHILD) (TOTTALY SUCKY)

David Firth David Firth David Firth

David Firth David Firth David Firth

I know the person who looks after my floor doesn't like me..

...but I think leaving a bottle of bleach in my room was a bit too harsh a hint.

Stolen B3ta Links Ahoy

David Firth is God

Ah, c'est bon?

oui, c'est bon Someone buy me it.
Oh and got new Mac

in keeping with my current trend for swearing...shit motherfucker

As you are no doubt scared as it is Friday 13th we will scare you even more with just how bad this Friday 13th spoof is(film not date)
And for those of you wishing to join the fun, me and Ric will be here tonight as singers and mucisians are most welcome, we will getting our folk shit down.

There is still work to be done

We can never give up the fight against this beast, he must be stopped. We appreciate all efforts that have so far been put to the cause, but remember people when he goes quiet that's when he is at his most dangerous (unless he is quietly 6 feet underground - then we've won, oh for the day to come). Proof can be found when he brazenly announces -

Graham Coxon has revealed details of his new album, which he branded psycha-sentimental-aladelic. The guitarist is finishing work on the follow-up to last year’s ‘Happiness In Magazines’ and has been collaborating again with former blur producer Stephen Street."

This hideous man has no care for the injuries he has already inflicted and in fact tells the world taht he will continue to be hurting people. He is a amenace to society at the very least give him an ASBO so he can't be geeky, fucking, annoying, wannabe-cool/geek, worse than river cumos and that beverly hills song by weezer is crap still. Jesus.

Interior Design

ODintomadness is here to help you in all areas of your live, because, well, you need help. I've collected togeather a few design tips for someone trying to decorate a room.



There are theives everywhere. Hire a guard dragon and give him a hat. Mine is called Butch Cassidy



Try and purchase a series of black and white photos. They add sophistication and class to your room.



Lastly, remember to make use of what you have. Here you can witness the harmonious combination of vodka bottles and flowers.

fuck

you, you faith having type people

Not everything on the internet is as good as us

this twat for example and in case you were wondering 'lilwonka816@gmail.com' found it funny or maybe it is actualyl him. E-mail him, befriend him, then kill him.
and this is awfully shocking right at the end

I may be bored but it has helped me find this...

Let us start by saying that Michael Kelly is a wonderful man with a wonderful website and then let me continue by saying that nothing more needs to be said except:


He apprises Jetta's lines with a keen eye. 'That is a well-groomed terrapin,' he says.

'Her name is Jetta.' I say. 'Perhaps you would like to come inside?'

'Very well.' He says.

Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, 'Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?'
Just fuckin brilliant.

Joe is not nice, remember that

REMEMBER THAT now don't click here, here, or here. I've warned you, so don't blame me
And yes, I know they're old

Rival Your Jazz Society

We have a new 'Rock' Group in Dundee who are apparently: a hot new, hard-rockin power duo by the name of Super Kestrel. Fuelled by out-of-date booze and a passion for giving the masses what they need rather than what they want.
Go To Them
Something about a double headed canine called rover rover

NME's impact on society

NME isn't just having a devastating impact on the lives of Liberteen obsessed girls. ODintomadness research found The Stylish Riots. This worrying site shows that the influence of the NME is now extending to a younger, more impressionable audience, so much so that on their list of favourite bands they'd rather mention they only like the early Stereophonics over spelling the band name right.

They're even using their indie image to get girls. Dirty.

Gorgeous George Galloway - Gimp

As you probably heard, wanky Respect won a seat with Galloway, however despite it being annoying, it's partly made up for by Paxman being mint.
In other political news - Labour won.

This Scared Me

I thought she looked like princess Di.

A lovely afternoon

Michael Rennie was ill
The day the earth stood stull
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celuloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It came from outer space

I love JazzSoc

Email recieved 05/05/2005 11:07:

Yeah yeah...

... heard it all before. You think you know someone, and then they take your pet duck, hang it upside down from one of those see-saws we all used to play on as children and before long the fat kid from across the road comes along, sits on the other end, your duck flies off and lands in some lady duck's backyard. They mate, produce lots of little baby ducks - and YOU get stuck with the vets bill.
Look Buddy, there ain't nothin I can do about your duck, it's your problem. I'm still looking after myself.

What TV has taught me

"Penis fencing hermaphrodite," is a description of an animal as well as an insult.

Don't tell me they aren't the same person