Off on holiday

So just two quickies.... some more kookie christian values.

And errr... has someone been taking the piss out of livejournal?

I hate just taking stuff from b3ta but this one is amazing...

There's a new government website:

preparingforemergencies.gov.uk

But someone then made:

preparingforemergencies.co.uk

See if you can spot the differences....

Courtesy of 6 Music

Top 5 songs involving spelled out letters:

1. D-I-S-C-O
2. Y-M-C-A
3. D-I-V-O-R-C-E
4. F-E-E-L-I-N-G C-A-L-L-E-D L-O-V-E
5. C-R-E-E-P

Wow

Proof that the Onion can occasionally write an original and funny article.

Rap is more deadly than fucking kung fu

Burgularise these GLC Top Trumps. Featuring Mr.T and Adams Nan.

I'll have them printed off as soon as I can get a drinking game for them.

It's summer, stay inside!

Having played the most excellent Case of the Crabs I suddenly got Monkey Island esque games deficiancy syndrome. My doctor advised me to go here.

There's nothing wrong with 5am drinking

B3ta: Making use of bad puns since 1893

I've tried exciting adventures with AOL CDs before, but we got worried about the consequences of CD frisbees landing in power stations. Should have sent them here instead.

Also here at ODintomadness we're fans of morals..

Bwahaha Joe's away

So I can slag off Nick Cave and he can't do anything about it... excellent.

The theme of the day is word replacement. Arse. Wang.

Nickelodeon have made another contribution to the world, well, besides the wonderous program that is Sabrina.

I'll leave you with a matrix outtake and a stupidly addictive game.

So I'm sitting here thinking...

Wouldn't life be so much better if I knew the top 50 monkeys of all time?

Not easily confused with Winona Ryder

Have some anti-emo comic stuffage. If there isn't enough of it in the world already. This is a good one too.

Before I Go

Headland, truly marvellous

And So The End Is Near...

Or it may be, so we will be listening to end of the world by rem, or some other stuff about ends and finish and stuff. There are two reasons behind this:
1. I'm going on holiday as of Monday (that's tomorrow) to France. Huzzah indeed.
2. Pruno is being ingested at some point during the day so I will say some thankyous to my millions of lady friends who have pleasured me but more often been pleasured BY me, ecspecially these ones, dirty. and also our fans such as God and religious people.
Anyway, I'll leave you with some fun stuff whilst I'm away unless I post again anyway.

For starters we have the crazy rock 'demons' who are 'dark' called Belisha Scary.

For all you Eric Clapton fans, which apparently there are some...Go and salute your 'guitar legend' *cough* here
Just look at how many results there are. After that, join his friends here fuckwits.

To cheer yourself up, go and play Blast Billiards. Addictive.

Salute the fact The Pogues are reforming then salute the fact he's still the greatest drunkard ever

Whilst I'm away, why not go down to Mr. Rhyming Dictionary himself and teach yourself sweet fa

Or why not go retro and play etch-a-sketch games

Or, finally, go and play a classic game

Right, bye bye. I'll probably post before I go away anyway...

A short story

If his little brother wasn't too busy listening to his favourite Charlotte Church album in the next room, he may have wondered why Ric was carrying a metal bowl, an industrial sized sieve, a secure plastic flask, and a bin bag up two flights of stairs. He may have also wondered why every available window was open on the top two floors of the house, and why there was a large fan near this equipment, on a setting so strong that within 5 minutes the local hang gliding club had set up in the back garden.

Pruno, yes, Pruno, was about to be born.

You Have Bad Taste in Music

It's one of those thing you wish you could have thought of first.

I Know They're Trying To Help People

yes, veyr nice they are trying to stop prostate cancer and stuff. BUT do people who need uriante defined, deserve to be saved?

and what the hell is urgent urination

I listen to rock because I want to be rebellious and miserable

The BBC are cunts sometimes, even though they made monkey dust.

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Rock

What is it?
Forceful music that is usually guitar-led and accompanied by a male singing voice.

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I wouldn't mind the aggressive stereotyping but they said UK garage was listened to by generally normal people, where infact it's just listened to by twats.

In other news I've been doing more searching on blogspot, for people who like The Beta Band and people who like SFA. Encouraging stuff.

Pruno will be ready tommorow.

Nowt To Do

So, go and play Space Invaders

Poor Busted

Apparently they keep getting felt up by naughty young teenagers.

"We don't mind, just make sure you're over the age of 14 before pinching my ass, the after show shag is much easier on my conscience that way." - Matt from Busted might have said.

people like us

We are Loved

and to think you always told us we'd only end up eating our own faeces in some vain attempt to saty alive whilst holding our dicks and crying that no-one would touch us. oh no, we are both THAT and THIS. Success.
oh yeah and bush rocks. rollicking good game

That's Just Not Fair

you may notice a lot of posts link you back to us, that's because i think we've had a few complaints as you can see from 'rongz'. we got to those bastards, but they better not think we're done with them oh no.

Dam you Ric...

I've started searching blogs now due to dam ric's post, but anyway, this guy is like an intelligent version of us, from what i've glanced at. He seems cool, tell these people that you like them if you do, by posting on their sites and telling them, it's the least you can do for their effort.
Right, that was last blog post, back to harrassing people and stories...

Taking a Random One

I did what Ric said and took a random livejournal and...this came up. I must admit I've not read it, justs aw those pictures and I dislike her greatly.
Oh, and as I'm sure some people will complain saying we're bitching about these people behind their backs, we're not, I've put posts on many of them saying about our linking and why, generally involving the folliwng words , 'you...are...cunt...a' not in that order.
Wonder why we don't get many friends...well Berge is our friend, we like berge so there people.
oh, and here's another odd one here in his interest he lists 'gay' how can 'gay' be an interest? surely it's something you are so maybe, 'gays' could be, but gay couldn't be, hmmm...

Most Tasteful Link So Far

Ding, dong the witch may soon be dead

Wonder why no-one has pity for the bitch? SEE, non right-wingers can be hateful too. and it's lovely

Attempt at writing a long post No.2 (of ??)

I'm a bit bored of searching through random badly written blogs about people's love of Christianity and annoyance at everything Non-Christian, but I'm sure Joe'll continue to harass people in his own ineffable way. (If you want to find more, for some reason the best way is to look for people who enjoy "hanging out with friends" in interests.)

So I've been trawling through Blogger and found that most Blogs fall into either two catagories:

1. Badly written, self-obsessive trash
2. Badly written, one sided "political commentry." (or trash)

If you look on LiveJournal it's even worse. Try a random one.

Here's some good stuff, instead:

Spoilt Victorian Child -Good Mp3s, nice rotation going for it.
Letters From India -A bit long winded, but kinda interesting
Convict to Professor -I plugged it across the page, but it is a great read.
Life at TJ's Place -Diary of an owner of a strip club

Or, if you can't be arsed reading have some more politically incorrect advertising instead.

I'm off to heat up the pruno....

Darwin Awards

The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of
the human genome by honoring those who accidentally
kill themselves in really stupid ways.

My favourite is the accidental death of an accident prevention officer.

Anyone else violated Dan recently?

It's very mean

Have a list of things to do when bored.

Further Updates

"Joe-
 
Yes I am being genuine and true.  Its not a joke! Yes I actually do like it and all my friends do too.  It's a grueling task to follow God. Yes at times is very hard, but its a joy to serve God.
 
Hope to hear from you soon
 
Mandy "
 
So yes, she is genuine, and she seems very nice, obviously slightly disturbing that she belongs ot a big brainwashing cult, but veyr nice nonetheless. Anyone feel we should try to save her from this mass cult? comments below please.

we have contact

"Well I'm sorry but I don't know what your message means or anything. But if you could tell me it would be greatly appreciated. "
from one of those serving god ppl... i have e-mailed back...we await further talk, have they changed this bit where I write into>

Huzzah for useless items

Yo, God! God Detectors

It's the sunday-with-nothing-better-to-do test!

How indie are you?

It has Mclusky lyrics in it, so must be good.

You see our comments thing that's usually empty? Use it, dammit, and tell us what the fuck you scored on it.

I'm a scenester, whatever that means.

Pruno got fed today

It's a bit scary. I'd give you a good link right now but I just ended up playing Llamatron all afternoon, one of about 3 games that will actually run on my pc..

Blog of the day: *~My L0v3 d|@ry~*

The title said it was going to be good. And it was. Woo and yey for sites with only crazy hybrid english in.

Update on post below

I have sent the following message to them:
hey, we come from a blog called : http://odintomadness.blogspot.com and we don't wish to be rude but, are you taking the piss? we aren't being harsh, we just wish to know if you are being serious with your blog or whether it's an elabroate mick-take. if you could either post at our site or email me at whatstheneed@hotmail.com, it would be greatly appreciated. cheers,

just to check. i've also posted it on someone elses who also has an intrest in 'serving god' ...

Belly rubbing is not the new hugging

The person behind these cartoons has been asked to write for TV. You have been warned.

It's a saturday, and due to my hangover I'm allowed to just nick links off b3ta.

This wasn't in the newsletter though. It's probably one of the best adverts ever.

Blog of the day: I'm a loser for Jesus

Check out his profile too. I dunno if it's a joke or sincere, so we'll have to watch for more updates.

Pruno watch: Day 2

Follow Up Posts For The Dedicated

As you may have noticed, throughout our time on odintomadness, we like to mention fred durst so i think u'll all like this

you're sort of girls are tarts

If Jet get one then I want one. Anyone fancy making the official odintomadness condom? Has to be completely useless, take too long to get up in the morning, and be full of holes.

and the site that saved your life

This is quite possibly the most hideous thing i have ever considered drinking a cup of tea out of. Only 20 ever made? Who would buy even one? UGLY.

Souuuuusaphhhhone

Hello?

Prize for you if you can tell us what the fuck's going on here.

ODintomadness day

Remember this?

Thought we'd be sensible enough not to make it? Well you're wrong! ha!

Baby Pruno is now at the end of stage 1. Expect pictures and a full report as soon as I can work out how to get the stuff off my camera.

Also we've burned a couple of CDs of the alternative Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone soundtrack, so if you want an evening of watching that, we're available for rent at very competetive rates.

The drink's looking mighty fine

YOU need this

the stuff u find when pissing off mates....

Stereotype based comedy (No.s 56 and 57 out of 15283984)

Japanese Hierarchy and Geek Hierarchy

"Hard-rock" is bad for you

What the fuck is "hard-rock" anyway?

Never mind, here's some sketchy reasoning behind why the youth of today want to kill each other. It's a bit rubbish, but involves cruelty to small animals, making it mildly more entertaining.

Cunt

Cunt

Damon Albarn is a cunt, see above

Another Freedom Crushed By Yanks

is there anything an honest citizen can do anymore?

More Summer Homework

This time it's Harry Potter based.

Anyone gonna try this?

I think we should.

Go Postal

Ever thought, hmmm odintomadness rules so much I wish I could talk about it somewhere...well now you can! A special section dedicated to it on the JoeandJamesForum at Odintomadness@joeandjamesforum
talk talk talk

Mildly Offensive

Orgasm Girl

Not that it's like stuff on newgrounds to be perverted...I loved it anyway

Save yourself a few quid

Spider-Man 2

I hate evil golfer/haridressers

Anyway, for the forgetful amongst you:

Is It November?

Look! Some cultured German for you!

Translation greats

For Joe's new firefox browser

Random name generator

It's completely pointless, but so is every other link on our site.

Another Handy Product

All those e-mail offers of free porn geting a bit too much for you? Try some Antimasturbatory Chewing Gum.

"Chew HandzOff and keep both hands free all day!"

I'm Back

Old pictures are worth a thousand words

What I've Been Saying

Now go get Firefox fools

oooh georgie boy you're a tit

Seiously

A nice little advert for the elections in America, don't think it's gonna get voiewed on too many channels tho...

Lookie here

Okay, soon I'll stop finding cool stuff to show you all, well for ric to look at, does anyone else visit us?
but how cool is this script?


All Matrix-y

Gettin Very Bored...

This is one of the important posts, we could make something cool
Now I have your attention due to bold words, I will continue. At LiveJournal, no not obsessive, I have just created a new blog called Everyone Blog Now and as the name suggests it's for everyone to blog on. Post whatever you want, cry, tell us about you cos we care, or are bored. Let's kick this thing off.
oh username: everyoneblog
password:blog4all

New Game TIME!

as we at Odintomadness are well aware, you like NEW GAMES!!! well, we have ONE!!! and now i'll stop typing like Pat Sharpe SPEAKS!!! was it with an 'e' or without? hmmm... anyway, this new game i speak of, actually will keep you amused for muchos time over the summer, whilst you refuse to go outside lest you lose your pale complexion.
Basicall go to Live Journal and type a word into the search for usernames etc box and see the crazy people who actually live in this world. I like this one, if it's a piss take i love her, if it's serious, she's a pretentious fuck who deserves some odintomadness punishment

The Eyes Have It (budumcha...)

Celebrity Eye Quiz

It's hours of fun, if you have trouble guiding your mouse to a button 12 times...

Quiz time

Take my test what i made

Yes, I know I am mature

I bet these people are right-wing loons too

I had my creativity suffocated at birth

I had my creativity suffocated at birth

Lodger are back!

Go to www.lodger.tv and watch the new video for 24h.

It's a combination of prostitution, music, and advertising in a unique and glorious way. Kind've like the fast and furious films, except with less cars and better music.

I'm off for a few days, so any legal accusations must be directed to Joe.

(Though do that when I get back, too.)

Sorry for all the b3ta based links

But this is such a good cheap joke

This pic scares me though.

greatest band ever

Skate Party!
they've done some stuff on homsetar, the cheat theme tune etc. and the comment on the main page is blinding. huzzah.

Rah Rah Rasputin

The secret of his power

A Triangle Morning's Which Way Adventure

Don't get eaten by the manticore

Humane Trophies, how cute

Look Cool But Don't KILL!!!

"Our unique home decorations are suited for a variety of home environments, from baby nurseries and rustic cabins to children's rooms and urban condominiums"
I really don't think you'd want your kid having this in their room, unless you want to grow up crazy.

Insania

"It's quite strange ... it starts off smelling all fruity and feminine, and then as it begins to wear off, it starts to smell like a man's aftershave! I know it's a shared fragrance, but that's strange!"

Iron Lady

The funniest picture I've seen this year.

Don't know the difference between Speed House and Miami Bass?

More importanly, who cares?

This is a very nicely done guide, though. If you really want to explore a genre populated mostly by talentless middle class kids with a couple of decks, a bad synthesiser and some Mike Oldfield samples.

Ebay - Fun for the whole family.

Especially if you sell your own brother on it.

Glastonbury mud anyone? Oy maybe one would prefer some Glastonbury Grass?