Complete with dirty capitalist branding

Printable Britney cigarette health warnings!(see Joes posts above)

Just what you've been waiting for! use them as way to make friends, start conversations and get away from the usual dull small talk that makes up your pathetic life.

They're also the perfect free birthday present, for that beloved chain smoking mate.

Muchos thanks to Mr.Steven John Airey for the template, it rocks harder than rock itself.