Have you been fombled?

So there I was, innocently searching for fombling on google in a desperate bid to make up new words. There's supposed to be fombling grease and oil though, which is quite exciting.

Saldy fombled only gives the result of good old John Foxe's Book of Martyrs. It seems mainly to be talking about setting fire to people, if you read down a bit.

A special shout out to Sergt. Jacob Fomble, wherever he now resides. In a grave somewhere, I guess. Hopefully it's one of those padded coffins.