Hey there

I can't be bothered writing anything myself, but I'd like someone to add to the blog. If you like us, please consider one of the following projects:

1. Sign Defacing

It's student house finding time, so there are areas ripe in "TO LET" signs. Using a variety of coloured markers, change them into "TOILET" signs and take a picture for us. The cheapest jokes are the best.

2. Write a Hit Indie Rock Song

It's that time of year when rock stars can sneak in with single sales as the pop market takes a break. Write a song about "going out on the town." It just has to be about getting drunk and failed attempts to sleep with women. It worked for The Kaiser Chiefs and The Arctic Monkeys, and everyone liked that new Strokes video. It'll work for you, too.

3. Wank-o-blog

Try and find out how many times in one day it is physically possible to masturbate, and keep a blog about your descent into numbness.