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Data entry can be the most boring thing to do. Ever. Fear not though, for ODintomadness have brought you ways to ease the pain, it's kind of like euthanasia, except less permanent.Ric's top 5 tips:
1. Only type with the keys in rhythm to whatever song is in your head at the time.
2. If you aren't sure of a name, make sure you choose the worst possible variation you can think of.
3. Add extra entries in for comedy value. No-one will notice.
4. Try and choose the order of the entries so you can make a subliminal message out of the first letter of each one.
5. Play the "guess who will die before their entry is of any use" game. This doesn't work for life insurance.
In other news, the NME are still being cunts. Since when were The La's influential? They managed one wonderful, wonderful(but now annoying) single, and one half decent album, but now they're having to go to Japan to get a festival slot, for fucks sake.
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woah mama, The La's are forever brilliant and inspired everyone including Jesus all hail Crazy Lee Mavers
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Joe, at 8:23 pm
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Can you do the same for filing? Because that is what I do now, in between swinging on my chair for 10-minute long stretches and managing to make making a cup of tea last 20 minutes. Those people pay me six pounds an hour to do this, bless them. Get this though - I have access to an UNLIMITED amount of post-its :)
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Nat
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Oh if I'm on filing I tend to spend most of the day trying to do the Su Doku in The Times, or finding things to unnecessarily photocopy. Our favourite photocopier is called archie. He is a beast.
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Woo and yay for the return of the apple joe. That made you sound like an apple. Don't worry, you're not, next time I will add another comma. Ric, at 11:39 am
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