Things to do when bored.

1. Make up a load of bands that don't exist and put them on a forum

Here's the full list:

Dead Stylists
Funkatronic
Steve Machine and the Eternal Combustion of Electronics
The Chancers
LSD Sidewinder
Paper Machine In The System
Murder to a Music Soundtrack
Parisian Death Merchants
Keyboard Klicks

Finally, Drunken Stories with the EP called I Lost My Shoe On 42nd Street.

And here is Joe's first post on the subject.

However, after googling, Funkatronic are a dance group, and The Chancers are a two tone ska band from Prague:

Funkatronic
The Chancers