Stuffed fish can be sexy.

I've been spending too much time in The temple of Graham Coxon. It's beautiful, especially the list of lovely quotes by the immortal cunt himself:

"We're quite strict about being musically correct, using the right chords."

"Damon? Sexy? He's about as sexy as a stuffed fish, pal."

"Most of America don't even listen to music probably. They just go raccoon hunting or something."

Pete made a desperate attempt to kill Graham, planning to trash the stage and attempting to set fire to the audience, for their own good, at a gig. Sadly he just ended up going through a cover of Time for Heroes.