The word of the day is: freaks

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Yesterday I had the unhealthy experience of travelling on a Virgin Train, normally quite distressing, but being the last train of the weekend , and being late, it was quite similar to hell. The government cheerily have decided, instead of having asylum seekers kept in one place and having the locals throw bricks at them, to form camps on trains. Myself and another passenger cheerily suggested keeping small children, midgets, and any other bulky luggage in the overhead storage racks, but that did not seem to calm the situation. Neither did the mother that spent an hour pointing out any other choo-choo trains and playing colour eye-spy with her toddler. I was particularily envious as the little bastard was beating me at it, and I couldn't find anything of the colour wellow to save my life.

Here's what some other people had to say about hell:

"A recent survey rated Hell above Edinburgh and Meadowhall in Sheffield for an all round shopping experience"

“Hell is a city with a lot of sky”

"Somewhere on Mars is a piece of Hell"