and you're so far away, but still i love you....

I'm sure you've been missing my witty and irrevrent posts, whilst i've been away from lovely sunny manchester and regular interent access only downstairs, i've now got to cross the road for it, how utterly disgraceful. I've not got a great deal of time as I have to do lots of fun stuff such as register for subjects, but I just wished to remind you all how much I love you whilst also keeping an air of contempt towards your shallow existences. Anyways, on the flip.