All These Things I've Done

I have been at university a little over 2 weeks, and in falling into the sterotype, I have completed the following things
1. Walked into a lecture that I shouldn't have been in, realised it was wrong, got odd looks for walking out as the teacher said, 'we're continuing with renaissance art, i hope that's alright.'
2. Got woken up 2 hours after going to bed by the janitor for the mess in our kitchen
3. Got fined £10 for an 'unauthorised party', got another letter as someone left the door open at midnight and this is apparently a security risk
4. got a third disciplinary letter for damage to the flat
5. Lost my wallet with all the cards in
6. Parents forget to pay tuition fees
7. Break a George Forman grill in Tescos
8. Jack my bitchin veins up to score some heroin

how utterly cliched