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Avril's excuse for not having a boyfriend(scroll down)

Although I think it's probably more to do with the fact that she looks like an alien.

Victoria Beckham's been edited out of an album she co-wrote

She'll settle down as a rich washed-up housewife eventually.

Two maniacs take Edward Monkton one step too far

Just so they stop pestering us in the chat box and start using it for what it was originally designed for, bad jokes about sex and barbie dolls.