Now for you to become useful

I need a job. I am very poor, I currently have 27p and a ticket to Othello at the Lowry, that is me, that is what I am. So therefore I have taken the slightly disturbing step and started looking for a job, if you know of any or are indeed a job and what me to work in you, the contact me...now. Otherwise I'll...destroy all my websites...maybe...if it wasn't all that made me feel worthwile