The joys of lists

some top fives to cure my boredom

Top Five NY Bands:
1. Velvet undergorund
2. Interpol
3. Moldy Peaches/Adam Green
4. The Ramones
5. New York Dolls

Top Five BBC Shows:
1. MOTD
2. Later
3. Anything With John Peel
4. Most stuff with Lamacq
5. Hustle

Top Five Evertone Players of the '90s:
1. Duncan Ferguson
2. Andrei Kanchelskis
3. Neville Southall
4. Barry Horne
5. Anders Limpar

Top Five Insults Which Descend Into A Pit Of Hate:
1. 'You should have been drowned at birth and then just to make sure they should have poked you with knitting needles whilst the whole ward laughed and pointed at you for being so shit'
2. 'I found your mother on a street corner and so I went and slept with her. When I was supposed to pay her I said what? PAY YOU? do you have no respect you horrible bitch and then made her cry by reminding her that she was letting down her kids and now I'm telling you, your mother is a whore. fact.'
3. 'What's that? You can't walk? Well is it a surprise when you're so fucking stupid that you just LET a 4x4 run you over at 120 miles an hour, why didn't you get out of the way? who gives a fuck if you were saving your pregnant wife? you can't walk and now your kid has a shit father'
4. 'You have aids? oh well look at this...'(proceed to cough onto them) 'ya see to me that's just annoying to you it's fatal, how odd'
5. 'Alright...'