Saturday, May 01, 2004
Domestic Bleach is not a Hair Product
Top 5 Most Disturbing Male Hair Attributes5. Foot Hair
4. Pony Tail(s)
3. Sideburns
2. Moustache
1. Nose Hair
Combine more than one for best effect
Top 5 Coolest Male Hair Attributes.
5. Dreads
4. Baldness*
3. Metal Hair**
2. Big Whispy Beards***
1. Blonde Highlights
* Really only works if you're black, aisian, or Richard O'Brian. Bald white guys usually just don't look cool.
** Must be 3 feet long, minimum. Preferably washed too. No-one likes grease.
***eg Gandalf and that Guy From Kill Bill
