Woefully bad advertising

The WOE kitten would unleash foul havoc on these people:

"Our flexible course scheduling means you won't get behind when you are."

"Equip yourself with the right skills at New Horizons and seek the unlimited opportunities!"

Its amazing how they make it sound like a badly translated Japanese video game. Livened up a met journey anyway.

President Bush is hosting a training event for them too, presumably so he can get a cheap place on a course in English.