Life of a music tekkie

Age 6 - Buys first guitar
Age 7 - Receives his first Led Zeppelin album for christmas
Age 8 - Lifetime subscribtion to Total Guitar magazine
Age 10 - Bullied in school for being overweight. (poor sod)
Age 16 - Gets kicked out of mates band, despite being the best guitarist there, for continually talking about his guitar. (And probably being overweight too, you can only have fat bassists in a successful band)
Age 18 - Goes to uni to study electronics
Age 19 - Gets kicked out of three more bands, and just ends up sorting out the sound at the student uni gigs
Age 23 - Applies for a job in Dawsons